Hi get me outta here.
Anonymous asked:
Hi! I love your blog :) are you opposed to doing a nsfw post of yourself because you are absolutely stunning
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I posted a picture of my tits once to show off my nipple piercings with my chest tattoo, and I got an anon message telling me to keep my tiny tits off of Tumblr because “nobody wants to see that shit”. But yeah maybe I’ll post a few later.
The above is a wall light that looks as if a corner of a wall were peeling and light was leaking therefrom. (Source)
Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.
Put things in my ask box? (:
I promise I’ll respond! <3
Old photoshoot picture.
Having some bath time fun ❤️🌸❤️
do not touch me without my consent
do not touch me without my consent
do not touch me without my consent
do not touch me without my consent
do not touch me without my consent
do not touch me without my consent
do not touch me without my consent
This even applies to my family.
This applies to everyone other than bugs
This also applies to bugs
THIS ESPECIALLY APPLIES TO BUGS
me: yeah im really tough
me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]
me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]
me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]
me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]
me: so tough
id like to update you guys on my toughness and inform you that today i put my cup down too loudly and scared myself
If My Dog Could Talk
- Dog: WAT DOING
- Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
- Dog: WHERE GO
- Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
- Dog: CAN I COME
- Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
- Dog: I COME TOO
- Dog: WAT DOING
- Me: I need to open this door.
- Dog: I HALP
- Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
- Dog: I HALP
- Me: Sigh.
- Dog: WHERE GOING
- Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
- Dog: CAN I COME
- Me: Sure.
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Me: No please don't you are-
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Me: No there's no room and-
- Dog: LAP
- Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
- Dog: RIGHT HERE
- Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
- Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
- Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Me: I AM
- Dog: I SIT IN LAP
- Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
- Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
- Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
- Me: .......
i crave romance so bad. im such a romantic sucker dude. i just want to be held and touched and kissed and do cute sweet lame things and if that can’t happen at least tell me you miss me and that you wish it could. send me sweet text messages that make me smile and say aww and remind me why i should never want anyone else.
just make me feel fucking wanted.